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Once upon a time, there was a heroic spider who served a human princess. The heroic spider believed in diversity and wanted all the creatures to get along. The frogs, mice, and spiders were at war, you see. The mice didn’t like the frogs because they were too green and the spiders thought the mice were too furry.

One day, a great war started. The mice came charging in with their swords, attacking any frogs they saw. The spiders attacked the mice with their bows and arrows. The frogs, however, did not have a quarrel with either of the creatures and did their best to flee from the battle. The heroic spider saw this battle and took great despair in the occurrences, setting out with the intent to change the fellow creature’s minds.