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lovers that steal briefcases together stay together <3
thought i might as well post this here~

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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:
—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.
—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa
—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in
Also drink water and eat a plant
This is all GREAT. I turned 40 last week, so permit me to add what I learned in my 30s:
keep on not working for startups
sometimes there comes a point where the thing (fandom, hobby, friendship, romantic relationship) you loved no longer brings you joy. And that's okay. Try to mourn the loss, take joy in the memories, and don't burn any bridges in case ten years go by and you find yourself back in that fandom/hobby/relationship again
it turns out that (ugh) moderate regular exercise is (spit) good for you. The sooner you make it part of your life, the easier it'll be
related: if you throw yourself into a new exercise regime too hard and too fast, without stopping to rest or consider whether a particular move is good for you ... well, shoulder injuries are painful and consults with orthopedic surgeons are expensive
knees are bastards too
don't even get me started on ankles
there may come a time when your digestive system is too fragile for ibuprofin. I'm sorry
one day you're gonna wake up and realise you no longer give any fucks about some things that used to bother you
on the other hand, you might be alarmed to realise what you still give a fuck about
never get down on the floor without an exit strategy for getting back up
I turn 50 this year. what I have learned in my 40s:
"loving yourself" is less of a feeling and more of an action. you can start doing it any time and it will make your life better and better as you go on
this will happen incrementally - be patient
along those lines, if you haven't started making an active effort to quit shit-talking yourself, suck it up and do it
no, shut up. do it. "but it's haaaaard!" don't care. do it.
whether you like it or not, you are mortal and you need to go to the doctor for an annual checkup
stretch regularly - your future self will thank you
at some point you will encounter people much younger than you arguing passionately and incorrectly about history you personally remember and experienced
this will be infuriating and annoying
otoh, most other things just... will not matter to you as much
at some point you will shift from wanting to go out to being like "eh" and deciding to stay in. this is okay.
you will have absolutely no idea what The Youth are talking about and you will not care
but if you keep your mind open to new ideas you'll never be irrelevant
your company still doesn't love you - don't give them more than they pay you for
get a fucking hobby, especially a hobby that involves physically creating/handling something and/or moving your body in physical space. it will do you more good than you can imagine
Just turned 60 and let me say:
Find joy, every kind, it's always worth it
I'm talking that massive, never-ending Discord chat with your bestie? The one that makes you giggle through the day? It's not a "waste of time," it's what time was made for
If that's fanfic for your favorite characters who never even met on screen celebrate that!
If that's building a tiny fleet of snake villagers for your snake town and they just cover your mantel hell yes!
If that's collecting pillows and making a fort of them every weekend I'll be right over
Feeling and sharing joy is the whole point
This is too tempting…, so, I’m 74, and: don’t fund startups
Please keep stretching and exercise enough NOT to need an elaborate strategy to get up from the floor. IT MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE
Say bye to your employer as early as you possibly can, unless you really love your job. You won’t be sorry.
Keep doing the annual checkups 🙏🏼
Enjoy that fucking hobby you’ve acquired in your 50, or find something new. Do try new things & adventures.
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Sad Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Tangerine in Bullet Train, Sergei Kravinoff in Kraven The Hunter, Count Vronsky in Anna Karenina, Friedrich Harding in Nosferatu and Dave Lizewski in Kick-Ass + Lana del Rey
Redoing my ‘Things i noticed: after seeing Bullet Train six* times:’ thread because it’s almost four years since this masterpiece was released!!
₊˚⊹☆ ⋆₊˚ִ ࣪𖤐. ⋆˙⟡
spoilers (duh!)
- The TV’s are showing Momomon scenes that foreshadow moments in the film
- When Tangerine steps out into the road during his intro and almost gets ran over, the truck is the same Tangerine truck that The Prince gets hit with at the end of the film
- In the book, the briefcase is actually a suitcase, in the movie when Lemon confronts The Prince about the case, he says something along the lines of “Most people would assume it’s a suitcase, with the train being overnight”
- The Momomon Tangerine uses to silence his gun is the same Momomon that one of the White Deaths men used to try and suffocate Yuichi, he then kills the same man using the plush
- The marks on Yuichis neck are visible from when The Prince tased him
- I’m pretty sure The Prince had another bag on the train, a bigger bag. You can see it in one of the cubbies, it has a hot pink pompom keychain attached to it
- It was said in an interview that they experimented with a sea urchin but didn't keep it in, you can see it on the counter during the ladybug and tangerine fight scene, when tangerine goes to grab the chopsticks
- The tape The Prince uses to tie Yuichis hands together is Momomon branded
- The Princes ‘makeup’ pouch shown on the table is a Momomon pouch
Tangerine specific:
- There is a West Ham sticker in the back of his phone case
- He is wearing West Ham socks
- He has a West Ham Tattoo, it’s the clubs castle badge featuring the ‘Boleyn Castle’ with the two crossed hammers and the ‘W.H.U’ initials underneath
- He also has a sparrow tattoo on both of his arms
- He wears two gold rings on his right hand, one on his middle finger, the other on his ring finger. The middle one is a West Ham signet ring and the ring finger is a black stone. He also wears a hornet signet ring on his left pinky finger. And of course he also has his gold knuckle dusters
(Photos from auction. The large silver hornet signet is Ladybugs and was sold in the same lot.)
- His cuff links are little gold chains
- He wears a gold chain on his right wrist and a vintage Rolex watch on the other (Lemon also wears a vintage Rolex watch)
- The only time Tangerine seems threatened is when Lemon talks back to him
- When Tangerine pays for Ladybugs water his money is in an envelope not a wallet
- Tangerine and Lemon both get shot by Tangerines gun
Ladybug specific:
- Maria calls him ‘Little Ladybug’ when he first gets assigned the nickname
- At the end of the film after The Prince gets hit by the Tangerine truck, Yuichi throws a Tangerine to Ladybug
- He puts the wasabi peas in a small glass bowl before the fight with Hornet
- He is wearing a stack of three necklaces, one chain, one diamond, one thin
- He has two skull bracelets, one gold, one silver. And one thick multiple strand beaded bracelet. And a watch on his other wrist
- He wears one silver signet ring with a hornet on what seems to be his right hand ring finger
Ryan Gosling on how he took inspiration from Chris Knight in Real Genius for Ryland Grace's collection of T-shirts. (x)
oh my heart

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before heated rivalry, we had top gun.
nasha was THE highlight of Mickey 17 she actually felt like a character and not just the demure, loving girlfriend, she was messy and jealous and obsessive and it was such a fun watch, like she was literally this
Forever my Captain America and Falcon 🤍
Y’all…I’ve seen it twice already, Sam and Joaquin not moving off my wall. 🥲🩷
Idgaf Kraven was amazing y’all gotta stop taking shit seriously 😂. It was a goofy ass comic book movie with bad editing and Aaron Taylor Johnson being the hottest most tragic sopping wet pathetic male wife you’re ever seen.
re watching bullet train as a football fan somehow hurts even more because i only just caught on to the fact that the game tangerine & lemon were watching in the flashback was a west ham vs chelsea game :(

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do you think tangerine & lemon are the type of fans to go watch the west ham parade in the streets? 🤔
Ladybug pranking Tangerine by replacing his stash of West Ham merch with Chelsea merch
I hate you. /aff
I like to think that Lemon and Tangerine were at this AFC Richmond vs West Ham match, singing 'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles' with the other Hammers.
They've traded their suits for West Ham jerseys and are having the best time their lives together, rooting for the wrong team.
is the tangerine fan to football fan pipeline real or is that just me?? i didn’t know the first thing about football last year but decided to support west ham because of tangerine and lemon, now i have over five favourite teams and so many players that i adore (including a favourite from west ham)

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They’re so normal and not suspicious.