(I love the head canon that Stockman hates Donatello because the man’s an egotistical bitch. It makes writing things from his POV very fun)
>freshly demutated and unemployed due to teenage turtles killing old boss.
>realize I have no cash and no prospects since no one will hire me after I tried to use my inventions to attack New Yorkers
>stumble upon a group of new mutants, all of which used to be apart of a gang, and who took mutagen to get stronger.
>they now regret their decision and want to demutate like me.
>I tell them that I can demutate them, using myself as an example to show that demutations are possible, but I say that they need to give me approximately 5 million dollars for me to do it.
>they agree, rob a bank, and give me the money in less than 24 hours. I take the cash and run for the nearest ticket out of NYC.
>They catch me. Almost kill me for betraying them, but I convince them to give me 24 hours and I can get them their cure.
>Realize I’ve fucked up badly because there is no way I can discover a cure within 24hrs.
>think my life is over until I remember that one turtle who demutated me.
>stage an attack on New York City to pull them out of hiding. It works and I manage to talk with the purple turtle one on one.
>I spin a story on how I’m being threatened into working for the new mutant gang that’s been robbing banks, and that I need his help to make retromutagen in less than 24hrs or they will kill me.
>the turtle buys it and agrees to make some retromutagen with me and agrees to do it without his brothers’ knowledge.
>turtle helps me make retromutagen in my own makeshift lab, I actually have a pleasant conversation with the turtle as he clearly is quite intelligent, and I start to enjoy his company.
>we make the retromutagen within the time limit and deliver it to the gang.
>it works and now I’m safe.
>realize that I could not have done this without the help of the mutant turtle.
>also realize that this may mean that the turtle is smarter then I am.
>Realize that I cannot let him live now because a stupid turtle should not be smarter than me.
God, life is so unfair. Just when I find someone who understands my wit, I have to kill them. FML.
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