greatness lies in you.

“ Liz. I’m begging you. Please tell me the weather in Virginia’s better than it is in New York. ‘Cause if I’ve gotta deal with another day where it’s fifty degrees instead’a eighty - five like it should be, I’m gonna lose my mind. It’s almost June! What is this --- England? Canada? Russia? Some other terribly sad country that doesn’t have NORMAL four seasons? ”

“ Hey, you got a little bit a’ --- either that’s powdered donut or some substance I really feel obliged to tell you not to do. Crack is whack, say no to drugs, yadda yadda. It’s the first one right? ”

“ Man! Tough crowd today, huh? It’s cool, you’re not the first heckler I’ve dealt with. I mean, people usually heckle others ‘cause they don’t have any of jokes of their own and they’re jealous. That’s totally what this is, isn’t it? I won’t tell anyone! It’s not funny to make fun of people nowadays after all ---- even if they’re majorly sad and lame. ”