Snow 🏹🌨️

Derpy: *curled on the floor in a sunspot, baby fast asleep on top of him*

Rumi: awww! You two are so cute! I’m gonna take like, a million pictures, but then she needs her bottle-

Derpy: *eyes narrowing to slits, growling lowly as his fur puffs up*

Rumi: *patented Mom Glare* EXCUSE ME?

Derpy: *whimpering with big sad eyes*

Rumi: aww…

Rumi: No! That won’t work on me! Give me my baby!

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Zoey: *flicking light on in the kitchen in the middle of the night*

Child: *carefully balanced on top of Derpys head to reach to top shelf, packet of cookies in hand and a mouth stuffed full of candy*

Derpy: *the most shameless look you’ve ever seen on a cat*

Zoey: ….

Zoey: … if there’s enough left in there for me, Mom and Eomma don’t have to know a thing

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Mira: sweetie, where are you? We need to be at halmeoni Celine’s soon!

Child: eomma! Tea party!

Derpy: *purring beside her*

Mira, who already struggles with telling her wives and her children no: oh, baby, but we need to go-

Derpy: *pulls out big sad wet cat type eyes*

Child: *pulling out even bigger sad eyes that she inherited straight from both Rumi and Zoey*

Mira: …

Rumi an hour later: Mira! Where… are…

Mira in a plastic tiara and miles of legs shoved under a tiny plastic table, tiny teacup of water in her hands, flanked on either side by the worlds happiest cat and toddler: …

Rumi: …

sharing this version too in case you want to appreciate the bicep in all its glory and maybe bite into it yourself