anyways Ace lives

I wanna see a ufo

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

Everyone who's ever mentioned The Terror to me told me "Oh, it's a dramatization of the lost Franklin expedition" so when a CGI monster started killing everyone I was just as surprised as the people on the ships

NAH HIM JUST STANDING STOCK STILL WHEN IT FUCKIN FLIPS AAAAHAHA STEVE IS NEVER PREPARED

i BURST OUT laughing at this and when my dad in the next room asked "what's so funny" i said "nothing i can explain succinctly"

tumblr polls have amplified the human need to vote on things. this place just became the roman senate

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing