why is a sneeze hot

best ways to announce a sneeze?

“I’m gonna sneeze” is simple but always gets me

"I think I'm gonna sneeze" is my fav

"Hang on, I'm gonna..." and they get cut off 👌

is it anyone else’s dream to sneeze in front of someone you find attractive and have them bless you?? like to me that’s a life goal so sexy

u know what’s not in the good shows anymore? cold episodes. why did i have to watch spongebob fuckin plug all his holes with wine corks and have the “suds”, or Captain Hook with a blanket around his shoulders and a hot water bottle on his head, meanwhile we haven’t gotten a single keith sneeze, yuri on ice didn’t have a sick episode, etc etc. just feeling robbed is all

why does having an account that exclusively watches sneeze videos make youtube suggest the absolute worst shit in the world to me. no i dont want to see mr bean clips or an old lady being peacefully euthanized in her own home. youtube is trying to make sure i never get a boner again and this is a targeted attack