@sneezenjoyer - Tumblr Blog

hello!!! rejigging my pinned post to be a better intro after like two years

i'm elen

part of the reason i made this blog was to try and get more comfortable with having this kink, which i definitely have done but it's still a work in progress

i am a person who rarely sneezes, you guys who are always having fits are like mystical magical beings to me. i don't remember a time i have ever sneezed more than twice in a row

this kink is literally the only part of my sexuality i have always been sure about. couldn't figure out attraction for a lot of years but i sure knew sneezes were hot for as long as i can remember

(also i feel kind of rude reblogging posts with tags purely for categorisation no comment but i feel too awkward to say anything most of the time :’) but man everyone who posts wavs and fics please know i love and appreciate you you are so generous and hot)

#am also gonna leave the categorisation tags i use here so i can find them easily #wav #snz vid #snz fic #snz art #snzario #contagion #t/m/a #rapid snz

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never really had rapids like this before

#holy shit bless you so much!!!#wav

lmao so both my partner and i have been trying to masturbate less (we only realised the other was also doing this the other day when he brought it up and i was like oh same)

and today on call he said he’d been trying to go cold turkey but today he’d been thinking about me so much and basically he’d given in to the temptation

which is so funny to me cos i had done the exact same thing today too. we’re in tune even in horniness

#for the record i have no shame around masturbation or anything #my own intention was not to stop entirely #but i do think it can be more than a harmless habit for me and i would like to have a healthier relationship with it #and i think that starts by doing it less to break the habit #but yeah i did not do well this time i didn’t even manage 2 days 💀#in my defence i am ovulating #but yeah thought it was funny that my partner gave in on the same day #he had gone longer than me i am sure #bc at the latest he started on the day he told me he was trying not to do it #not snz

my partner sneezed while we were facetiming tonight and then was like oh i sneezed on your face (wiping his screen)… you wish

#i do wish #he has me there #i actually find on the face to be a little much normally (hypothetically - it’s never actually happened)#but if he’s sneezing on his phone screen where my face is then yeah i’d much rather it be my actual face #maybe i am just horny rn lmao #snzblr #snz kink

nosesareredvioletsareblue

Snez asks

1) When was the last time you were sick?

2) Do you have any allergies?

3) Do you enjoy your own sneezes?

4) Do you like to be sick?

5) Have you/would you ever try to catch a cold on purpose?

6) Have you told anyone about your kink(s)?

7) Has anyone indulged your kink/have you done the same for anyone else?

8) Do you prefer ___ or ___? (bc we’re all hoes for this question)

9) Favorite symptom besides sneezing?

10) Favorite type of wav? (scenario, loud or quiet, talkie or not…)

Reblog and ask your snezfucker friends

#asks are fun

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Here’s a prompt: A live streamer who sneezes so often that their chat blesses them. To go a step above, it’s gotten to the point where the chat can use a message command to bless them via a text-to-speech voice saying “bless you.”

dhsjdhdjjf he hadn’t even realised he’d sneezed on me a bit until reading my messages, he mentioned it on call and automatically said sorry before retracting it, reminding himself it’s what i wanted 😭

#hopefully he gets used to it lmao #though i do feel a bit more on even footing since at the weekend he also wanted me to spit (water) in his mouth #and i didn’t bc when he was asking me to (his head in my lap as i was drinking water) i didn’t know if he was joking and felt a bit awkward #but then i think he was being genuine #bc he said something about it being so weird that he was actually turned on by the idea of that #and i was like hey i don’t think it’s any weirder than me #so now i feel i ought to make it up to him by doing it next time #i would be happy enough to #maybe i do that and he lets me induce him lmao #gosh humans are fascinating #this is all so strange #in a wonderful way yk?#snzblr #snz kink #my guy

fuck, guys. it worked. i trained him to sneeze exactly how i like, this is crazy

#he sneezed so good yesterday #and it WAS because of all of my guidance #bc afterwards he was like #analysing it #listing all these things i’ve told him i like in sneezes #some of which i was surprised he’d even remembered #it was so sweet #and the sneeze was so hot #some of the spray landed on me too #i literally couldn’t wish for better #snzblr #snz kink #my guy

hm i think my snz kink is expanding to include coughs too. been wondering for a while if this was happening and i think it is. first some person with a terrible cough when i was in the uni library finishing one of my essays back in may, then a few times when my partner’s coughed… it’s starting to do something to me

#fascinating #i think it’s something to do with the contagion perhaps?#bc these times my partner’s coughed he’s not made ANY effort to cover it or turn to the side they have just been strong and fully uncovered #the person in the library i assume was covering (couldn’t see them but i hope 💀) but it was a bad cough #and contagion is something i am into with snz #(fictional/consensual goes without saying)#hmmm very interesting indeed #snzblr #snz kink

sneezenjoyer

whyyy has he managed to get sick in the first week in ages that i’m not seeing him at all 😭 he said he keeps sneezing and thinking of me…

sneezenjoyer

genuinely so frustrated from this, holy shit. first he tells me he just has a longing for me near him. then moments later he says he keeps sneezing and thinking of me. if we could at least have some long calls over the rest of this week… but we can’t, not til sunday probably, by which time he’ll probably be getting better :(

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update we got to call for half an hour. no sneezes but cute congested voice and sniffles :3

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sneezenjoyer

whyyy has he managed to get sick in the first week in ages that i’m not seeing him at all 😭 he said he keeps sneezing and thinking of me…

sneezenjoyer

genuinely so frustrated from this, holy shit. first he tells me he just has a longing for me near him. then moments later he says he keeps sneezing and thinking of me. if we could at least have some long calls over the rest of this week… but we can’t, not til sunday probably, by which time he’ll probably be getting better :(

#screams in snz flavoured horniness #i just want to be looking after him and having him sneeze on me is that so much to ask?!#well #at least i told him directly (over message since i got home the other day) that i would like to induce him #so i should have that to look forward to next time i do see him #but wahhh i’m missing the cold sneezes :(#and his cute congested voice and face…#UGH #i was already feeling horny the past few days this isn’t helping #snzblr #snz kink #my guy

whyyy has he managed to get sick in the first week in ages that i’m not seeing him at all 😭 he said he keeps sneezing and thinking of me…

#cruel cruel fate #also him saying that feels weirdly romantic to me lmao #i cannot believe i am missing this though #we can’t even call much over the next few days #AHH #telling myself i am not missing out that much there will be plenty of opportunities for me to see him like this in the future…#snzblr #my guy #snz kink

achievement unlocked i finally got to see my partner’s pre-sneeze expression! it only took like 9 months of us being together but oh sweet victory

#and it was following a series of #false starts?#i guess #but like just in the sense of him being like #it’s coming #oh maybe not #or maybe?#no #oh?#without much other sign he needed to sneeze #until he did then sneeze wonderfully #i have still not induced him though #i think he is scared of the idea of sticking a bobby pin up his nose lmao #and i neither had the courage to bring it up myself nor a softer tool to use #like my next suggestion would be cotton bud but i didn’t bring any and he has none #snzblr #my guy

sneezenjoyer

partner just said “you should learn how to make other people sneeze and i can be your guinea pig” teehee we’re getting thereee

sneezenjoyer

after him saying “yeah??? sneeze me” to me telling him i already know at least a method, i was like hahaha remind me to keep a bobby pin on me i guess. and later we called and on the call he was like 🤨 what do you mean by that 🤨 he seemed a little put off by the idea BUT i think it was just because he was thinking a bobby pin was an actual pin, maybe i would’ve been better saying hair slide. fingers crossed

#i meannn #if not he’s gotta be comfortable with a cotton bud right?#he’ll have stuck a cotton swab up there before we all had to do covid tests #god i just really wanna make him sneeze now #i can’t stop imagining it #it just feels so fucking hot and intimate #snzblr #snz kink #my guy

partner just said “you should learn how to make other people sneeze and i can be your guinea pig” teehee we’re getting thereee

#typed this post earlier then got distracted before being able to send it #have since replied saying i already know at least a method #and he was like #yeah??? sneeze me #AHH #the idea. of being able to just make him sneeze. when i want #not having to wait to see if i’ll get lucky #i ammmm thrilled and also shy #snzblr #snz kink #my guy

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feeling like this rn

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cannot get out my head this one time my friend and i were getting on a crowded metro on a day when her hayfever was pretty bad. i got on first and when i turned round to see her getting on she was very obviously building up to sneeze, mouth dropped open (this particular friend is always very obvious with it), but she didn’t have her arm even partway lifted as she normally would to cover; there wasn’t space. and then pretty much as soon as she reached the space next to me she turned her head in my direction as the sneeze got too strong to hold back any longer - presumably deciding that, since she was surrounded by people pressed close, it was probably least rude to sneeze towards the one she actually knew. her sneezes are always somewhat wet and too strong to stifle, and while she did raise her arm at this point to cover, it seemed a fraction of a second too slow because some of the spray landed on my arm. she didn’t say anything, not even to thank me blessing her, but just looked at me slightly embarrassed, so i think she might’ve suspected some of it hit me. but fuck, if only she knew there was nothing to feel apologetic about

#i still think about this so much

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