Gesundheit!

Here, take all my awards. I won’t be needing them anymore.

Yeah, ok, the whole “pizza is a vegetable” debacle is funny (this is why other countries are laughing at you, America!), but to say that it’s dumb because a tomato is not a vegetable is just stupid. A tomato is a vegetable. Yes, it’s also a fruit. Vegetable is not a scientific term, but a culinary one, and it’s not that well defined. Technically, anything plant-based you eat (that isn’t very sweet?) could be a vegetable. I still don’t see how a pizza is a vegetable if it’s only part vegetable, by that logic freaking anything could be avegetable … even a hamburger. 

Don’t tempt me man, I once was dared to smear my face with mustard and post a picture of it on tumblr. I did it.