we’ll make them so jealous

dude what the hell happened? how did you get those scars? i was attacked by a bear.

what? you serious? you were attacked by a friggin’ bear? damn. no wonder why you’re all messed up. 😐

i am bisexual. i want to kiss florence welch and i want to kiss hozier. it is who i am. i cannot change this

patrick shows up to the met gala in his 2011 halloween devil soul punk costume. Flex

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

The interviewer asks what’s in their wallets, Harry takes stuff out of his pockets, Louis leans over Harry to point something out and Harry immediately puts it back and claims he lost his wallet. Basically, whatever it was, Harry didn’t want it to be seen on camera, and Louis helped Harry hide it. x