neptune days

it’s not delivery, it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

where are my fellow sad hoes at on this friday night?

are you a finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual

everyone keeps saying “both” and I suddenly feel regretful I asked a bunch of bisexuals to make a choice

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

pornhub doing a better job than Trump/America

somewhere in all this bad pornhub is out here doing so much good

reblog this and put your favourite album of 2017 in the tags

I SAID A STEALTHY HACK REBECCA

apparently Doki Doki Literature Club is one of those “just fuckin play it and read NOTHING ABOUT IT” games so i’ll probably check that out

THE THREE STAGES

bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested in but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful

I feel so goddamn called out right now