Snazzy

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

I love this beyond anything in my life

Jessie and James always get this kind of treatment anyway but it’s fucking priceless that they also came for Ash -AND- Pikachu.

meowth confirmed to have all of team rockets brain cells

I was gonna joke about the team cat being the smart one but then I remembered that he’s a pokemon who learned English through eavesdropping and sheer force of will and is therefore a genius.

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”

the fact that ashton kutcher basically dropped his career as an actor to create an organization to help stop sex trafficking and has saved over 6,000 victims and has identified over 2,000 abusers is so fucking badass

SUPPORT THORN!!!!! www.wearethorn.org

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches

Tranch

Tranch

im sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and i dont expect either of you to return

HE’S SPEAKING SO QUICKLY

me putting a comma where it doesn’t belong: it’s sexy, it’s spicy, it adds a twist, a little color, a little interest

november is the thursday of months

november is like if you took october and december but instead of adding them together you subtracted them from each other

I have no idea what this means but I know it’s true on a gut level

According to Diogenes they’re settling things man to man

you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist

Excuse me??