Snatchedwigs

I'm happy for Nicki Minaj's success and glad she's on her way to global stardom, and even though my spirit doesn't take to the new 'Bi Polar Reloaded' album, I understand her vision and her strategic plan. With the onset of global stardom burgeoning, this is when brands coming sniffing around offering endorsements. This is definitely true for Onika whose signed a deal with Pepsi and Adidas. The picture's of her above are shots of her whilst shooting the new Adidas campaign Fall/Winter 2012 campaign. My thing is I know she loves hers wigs and it's part of her 'brand' Identity. But someone needs to tell her that the peroxide blonde lace wig she's been sporting recently isn't for her I mean she looks like a black hybrid of Donnatella Versace and Lucius Malfoy and if she carries on going the way she is, she may supersede Donnatella's fucked face. Because recently her face just looks all types of off key, maybe Martha has turned into a plastic surgeon? Iono.

Now here's the thing if I was a custom officer she would have got away scott free based on cultural judgment. I have witnessed black women having bad hair days with wigs and weaves, so a wig sitting high is nothing unusual to me. I mean shoot I'm sure I'm not the only black person that wouldn't have batted an eyelid to her having a padded helmet wig am I? I mean shoot Omarosa told Wendy to find a wig that doesn't sit three inches off her head. So its possible right ?

You have to love the Naija's, David Blaine game proper

If we were honest with ourselves Rihanna wasn't serving anything at the 2012 Grammys red carpet or stage. The latter to be expected. However she was serving me Deja Vu with that wig on her head. Everyone says Tina Turner, I however beg to differ. She was serving me something altogether different - Vincent from the TV series Beauty and the Beast.

Once I saw this picture I Immediately headed over to IMDB, to see if they were making a live action film version of the animated cartoon series Jonny Quest. Because I needed to know why Kasseem was dressed up like Hadji, Jonny's East Indian adopted brother. Sadly this is not the case. The only other immediate reason I could think of that would offer explanation as to why he is dressed like this, is because he maybe preempting the back lash of being the rumoured CEO of Megaupload. So has decided upon taking up some weekend shifts as some old super rich gay man's house boy, who has a fetish for costume, to save some coins for a rainy day. You know just in case the FBI seize shit. But hey I'm only surmising I was told I had an active imagination.

Jesus be a gender reassignment doctor. Rihanna's 'We Found Love' like you have never seen it before. Get into this Lady Boy's cunty version. Props where props are due, it looks almost identical to the original. Everything from Wardrobe to the signature five-head.  Yasss gawd it better work bitch. 

I don't know if its me but every time I see Shannon Brown, I have sudden nostalgic thoughts about my childhood and watching the TV Show Dinosaurs. I think he looks like Baby Sinclair.

We have to applaud Tulisa, who  appears to be a smarter than she looks (or sounds come to think of it), and is a music Svengali in the making. It was a stroke of genius on her part including a mascot that will speak to the groups core demographic little girls.

Is it me or does Floyd Mayweather Jr not look like a dead ringer for the mask ? Jim Carrey eat your heart out.

I've been gone for a minute. But I thought I would throw you a lil scraps to tide you over. Catch your life hunty at this morsel real quick. Check out what Eddie Bishops second cousin removed has been up to. The brew strength of the spilt tea was strong.

Did your eyes play tricks on you too? Yes mine were deceived also, because I thought Vickie London was Antoine Dodson's drag persona (well more drag than usual but you get what I mean) but I was mistaken. Lets get up and give this girl a slow clap round of applause because she truly deserves it. She went from doing Jennifer Hudson's basic newfound inspired dance moves to an advance class with Maniara Ciara grinding all that chair and showing such Athleticism when lifting her leg over that chair go girl (no Ciara pun intended) with your bad self . But one thing that Vickie kept Jennifer all the way through was the overacting real gritty emotion that we have now come to expect from J Hud.

What would you get if The Saw pig mask and fairies from Fern Gully reproduced? - why Tamar Braxton of course. The plastic surgeon who rebuilt her ear after they took cartilage and used it to restructure her nose has left her with an odd ear as well as nose. Apparently the plastic surgery on the nose was due to a family condition *side-eye*, (Call me cynical but what about the rest of the other work that left her chopped and screwed.) as a result she's left with an ear that looks a cross between a pig and elven fairy.

I know its D&G and I know you have/or had an endorsement deal with them but they did a number on your ass with this ill fitting Primark Maternity Maxi Dress looking like a toilet roll doll cover that could house a years supply of quilted toilet paper looking as cheap and tacky as they do in a 90 year old pensioners home. But the worst thing of it all is you actually look impressed with yourself. Go stand in the corner and think about what you did, looking a fool.

The above Video is parody about her rise and her plummeted fall from X Factor USA grace a job she should never have been given for being so unqualified.  Also I don't believe the B.S about her accent one they knew they would need to hire a translator for when she speaks and second of all the host Steve Jones has a Welsh accent which although I find it quite charming often sounds like spoken hieroglyphics.

Anyway my favourite part in this recreation is at the 2:12 mark when midway through the routine the plight of the big bitch sets in - easy to get down but not so easy getting back up and lifting limbs. Anyway at this point the baby elephant realised his struggle rolled back and gave up on that part of the routine retreating to a sit down position at what appears to be a kitchen table (damn I sound like David Attenborough). Like I previously mentioned I remain concerned for his ankles which look like they are in dire need of reinforcement they are not cut out for such vigorous movement carrying those pounds.

There were many notable quotable lines but my favourite had to be 'You Can't Grow Mesh'