Colonel Badass

“Honestly. What is there not to like about His Majesty? Between his charming inability to stop himself from hitting on all of the ladies across the land and his adorable rappig collections, it is a wonder he does not have his own harem. But if there is one thing I must pick, I suppose I am rather in awe of his tendency to become super glued to whomever he choose. Funny how that turned out.”

“I am more impressed by the fact you are able to reach across the desk while rolling around on the floor.”

“Alas I haven’t have the (un)fortunate opportunity to get to know the cheagle better. But for better or worst, the fluffball seems to suffer no ill consequences thus far with his, or her, ordeal so I suppose all well that ends well.”

“I beg your pardon? I don’t recall ever encountering a person named Saphir.”

“My my. Aren’t we obedient today.”

“And you will always have that rappig. I am honored Your Majesty.”

“But thank goodness I still have my army of zombies to help with the defenses.”

Thank you! It’s good to be back. :3c ))

“My my, did you purchase a new rappig?”

“Yes Your Majesty?”

“If you keep on lavishing me with so much attention, your lovers might get jealous.”

Bartending Jade.