Snapchats-from-God

This was my meme of the decade.

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

the longer this post gets the faster the sledgehammer is swung 

The ride never ends

This is the single greatest post of all time

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

the only stat we care about changing is changing the enemy’s hp stat to zero

I feel so attacked rn.

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀

As someone who works overnights, can confirm

There are like 17 different ways to interpret this and a of them are awful.

Also, he’s doing it to spite Graham Lineman, a transphobic prick who did some work in some good shows, and helped get Mermaids’ funding by the National Lottery suspended, so because of his temper tantrum, as of the writing of this reblog, he’s raised almost $130k!

i joined and everyone’s talking about OllyTube’s cum what happened

I love that of the hundreds of guest speakers from politicians and activists to composers and sports stars, the Scottish Parliament chose to give special mention to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez… And a cat.

Hbomb’s an international treasure

Love seeing all this Hbomber guy love

#I've never felt so attacked

@withswords

I highly recommend World Anvil

highways in Massachusetts do this really cool thing where a lane will just abruptly disappear at inopportune times (right after highway entry ramps, in roundabouts, etc). half the time the sign warning you of this is placed basically where the lane ends anyways and the other half there just isnt a sign at all. there’s a part of my commute where the road goes from three lanes to one in 500 feet with no signs

god, kelly square is a fucking nightmare i swear everytime i go through it everyone decides to purposely ram into your car

one time i was driving through kelley square and someone fucking reversed at me. it is truly a godless patch of asphalt

I love watching Americans get angry about roads with more than two options

I think the most solid advice I was given about Kelly Square is “you just go if you don’t go that’s when you die”.

Massachusetts doesn’t believe in visibility, adequate lane width, or any form of predictability in roads. Five way intersections with no lights or clear right of way with bonus one of the spokes is at some absurd angle and is hiding behind a hedge - yeah that’s pretty average and thanks I hate it.  You just drive and hope it all works out for the best, teeth grit and eyes steely as they gaze into traffic hell. Also they have a problem and that problem is their love of circles one after the other with traffic lights in the middle. What the fuck my dudes.

listen once you’ve been through it several dozen times you just gotta trust your gut instincts and take no shit from anyone else trying to muscle their way in

when i was checking out colleges in boston another girl on the tour, a native bostonian, said “you dont use turn signals. thats like showing your enemy your next move” and to this DAY it haunts me

Huh

When I was living in Boston the joke in my neighborhood was that the streets were made by watching cattle roam and honeslty I feel like that’s not even a joke

can’t believe this person prophesied tumblr’s implosion

@romanimp

Wow, it took Tumblr dying for me to see a TF2 post on this site

Nope it was me, I asked for this.

northern girls make do

I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS!