funky jam dance party: with some science

*trying to solve a friend's problem* hmmm. well you could use me as a blade, perhaps? and slay your enemies? just a thought

FREE PILLOW FIGHTS!

This wonderful human is bringing so much joy into the world. He’s reminding people they’re allowed to play. That they can be silly in public. That fun can come in unexpected places and at unexpected times. I wish I knew who he was. I’d donate so he could buy more pillows and bring more fun into the world - once it’s safe enough to.

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

Going to the zoo today perhaps I'll treat myself with a flattened penny... Perhaps I'll indulge myself, andget a flattened penny

I was trained to kill and eat people as a kid

If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore

i would choose olive garden endless breadsticks

Oh I love breadsticks changing my answer

oh thank you

new prime number btw if you even care

babygirl I'm bothered by noises you wouldn't even hear

wrote this about sensory issues but people relating because of hallucinations or tinnitus or anything else I am shaking your hand in solidarity if you are comfortable with that