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“W-What does he mean?! What happened?!” Her thumbs began to quickly whip up a message back.

1. “Apologize. Now.” 

2. “You owe me an apology.” 

3. “I think an apology is in order.” 

4. “You don’t have to apologize.” 

5. “Why are you sorry? I’m the one who should be apologizing.” 

6. “Don’t apologize if you don’t mean it.” 

7. “I refuse to apologize for something I’m not sorry for.” 

8. “_____ still hasn’t apologized.” 

9. “______ made me apologize to _______.” 

10. “You know, you don’t have to keep apologizing for everything.” 

11. “Sorry, I apologize a lot.” 

12. “How many more times do I need to apologize before you’ll forgive me?” 

13. “I don’t think apologizes are going to fix this.” 

14. “I think you should apologize to _______.” 

15. “Why are you apologizing when you didn’t do anything wrong?” 

16. “Why should I have to apologize when I didn’t do anything wrong?” 

17. “I hate apologizing.” 

18. “I apologized to ______, but he/she/they won’t listen.” 

19. “I refuse to apologize to _______.” 

20. “If you’ve come to apologize, you’re wasting your time.” 

21. “I hope you’re here to apologize.” 

22. “I’m not here to apologize.” 

23. “I want to apologize for what I did.” 

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful

“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”

“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”

“Don’t touch her/him!”

“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”

“I will always step in between you and something like that.”

“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”

“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”

“The stepping stool is unecessary.”

“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”

“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.” 

“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”

“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”

“You could have been hurt.”

“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”

“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”

“I’m gonna protect you.”

“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”

“I’m not leaving you alone.  Not now, not ever.”

“Let’s all watch a different movie.  This one freaks her/him out.”

“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”

“She/He isn’t an object.”

“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”

“You don’t know anything about her/him!”

“What?  You think that was funny?  You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”

“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”

“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”

“Wait, let me walk you home.”

“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”

“It’s dangerous.”

“I’m worried about you.”

“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”

“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”

“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”

“I’ll go see what the noise was.”

“Stay on the phone with me.”

“Promise me you’ll be safe.”

“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”

“He/She did what to you?”

“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”

“Stay behind me.”

“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”

“I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”

“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out.  Trust me, I know.” 

“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”

“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”

“Thank you for always sticking with me.”

“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”

“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”

“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

“Are you breathing okay?”

“Where does it hurt?”

“Look at me. Come on, look at me!”

“Just take a deep breath for me.”

“I’m just going to check your pulse.”

“Keep breathing!”

“Can you hear me?”

“Let me check your heartbeat.”

“Shhh, it’s alright. It’s okay.”

“Stay with me! Keep your eyes open!”

“Your pulse is very quick. Just relax for me.”

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

“i can’t believe you’re getting engaged!”

“i think we should break up.”

“so you’re breaking up with me because i’m too…blonde?!”

“i do love you, i just can’t marry you.”

“honey, you have to leave this room! it’s been, like, a week!”

“harvard won’t be impressed that you aced history of polka dots.”

“it’s my lucky scrunchie. it helped me pass spanish!”

“she was in a ricky martin video.”

“don’t be scared! everyone will love you!”

“whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.”

“you got into harvard law?”

“would be willing to stake your life on it?”

“she did make me cry once.”

“i’m really glad i met you.”

“is she as pretty as you?”

“i’d pick the dangerous one because i’m not afraid of a challenge.”

“is somebody at this school actually throwing a party?”

“what’s with the costume?”

“you’re not smart enough, sweetie.”

“i’m never gonna be good enough for you, am i?”

“and it’s scented! i think it gives it a little something extra, don’t you think?”

“remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub after winter formal? this is so much better than that!”

“exercise gives you endorphins. endorphins make you happy. happy people just don’t shoot their husbands.”

“you have the best high kick i’ve ever seen!”

“so you bend…and snap!”

“i’d rather go to jail than lose my reputation.”

“you know, you’re really being a butthead.”

“actually, being a blonde is a very powerful thing.”

“don’t stomp your little last season prada shoes at me.”

“are you hitting on me?”

“it turns out, i’m a joke.”

“he’s the top defense attorney in the state. of course he’s an ass.”

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Aries: You love closely and warmly. Everything you love is forcibly wrapped in tin foil with the power of your will alone.

Taurus: You are a nervous lover. As in, you are a lover who has a nervous system, you know synapses and all that.

Gemini: You have a heart of gold and a face of gallium. Your face melts at room temperature into a glistening silvery puddle. 

Cancer: It can be difficult to make you smile, but when you do its gorgeous. Consider not sewing your lips shut every morning.

Leo: A bold and passionate lover. Just make sure that what you’re hitting on is in fact alive. 

Virgo: A dangerous lover. A lover on the edge. Someone who can only feel affection while on an adrenaline high, like when skydiving. 

Libra: When it comes to love you think too much. If they said they like you, they probably like you.

Scorpio: Tsundere.

Ophiuchus: A clever lover. While you may think you have a good solution for every problem, too many of them involve systems of pulleys. Its freaking your significant other out. 

Sagittarius: You are a true and loyal lover. Treachery is met with a swift death.

Capricorn: You love like steel toes. Thrilling, dramatic, and often a source of testicular pain.

Aquarius: An elegant lover, all fall before your mere voice. Thats when you tie their shoes together and steal their wallets.