I Panic

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

nothing will ever top this

I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.

Actual advice! Just yeet a goose

one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

Fact: I tried to kill myself when I was 18 and yesterday, at 26, I woke up to this exact thing.

This gives me so much hope

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

I know pet owners not understanding their pets’ basic behaviours is, in general, a recipe for disaster, but it never fails to be hilarious to me when a bird owner posts a video that’s all “look at my silly bird, they are very silly”, and all the other bird owners agree that the bird in question is, in fact, very silly – then someone who actually knows what they’re talking about shows up and they’re like “that’s courtship behaviour, Karen – your bird wants to fuck”.