do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.
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do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

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Hey guys if tumblr tanks here where you can find me:
this is your brain
this is your brain on lizards
any questions?
Being a 20+ on tumblr

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This is Beanie Spock, reblog to ward off seasonal depression and ensure a cozy and safe fall/winter! ✨
Europa Universalis Drinking Game
Take a drink every time Hungary signs a peace treaty with Ottomans and no land concessions are made
Take a drink when the King of Burgundy dies before 1500 AD
Take a drink every time Austria gets re-elected as Emperor of the HRE
Take a drink when Sweden escapes the Kalmar Union
Take a drink whenever a nation gets a von Habsburg ruler
Take a drink whenever a military leader dies of natural causes during peace time
Take a drink when the Mamluks annex Tripoli

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I used to have geese so here’s a tip for everyone:
If a goose is attacking you, don’t run. No matter what, stand your ground. They can fly but when they’re mad, they don’t usually try to fly. Hold your hands in front of you, ready to grasp. When the goose gets close, grab it by the neck bit closest to the head and squeeze. Not tight enough to choke the goose, but tight enough so they can’t break free. You can hold them until they calm down or just do the next step right away. The next step is literally just to chuck them as far as possible and run for your life. It makes the goose know you’re in charge and you have a better chance of getting away. Trust me I’ve done this so many times that I’ve lost count
I can’t tell if this is a shitpost or actual advice. But I do know geese are the fucking worst.
Actual advice! Just yeet a goose
one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright
Fact: I tried to kill myself when I was 18 and yesterday, at 26, I woke up to this exact thing.
This gives me so much hope
Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.
I know pet owners not understanding their pets’ basic behaviours is, in general, a recipe for disaster, but it never fails to be hilarious to me when a bird owner posts a video that’s all “look at my silly bird, they are very silly”, and all the other bird owners agree that the bird in question is, in fact, very silly – then someone who actually knows what they’re talking about shows up and they’re like “that’s courtship behaviour, Karen – your bird wants to fuck”.

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This is so dramatic