Pride

While also knowing that Labor Day was intended as a holiday for them and they still have to put up with this shit

capitalism ruined art and entertainment

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

a lot of people be attractive until you see how they think

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

One day, you get a knock on your door. When you open it, you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there, wide-eyed. “I know you won’t believe me,” they say, “but you’re the main character of my favorite book. I know how it ends and I’m here to change it.”

So I bought lemonade from these little girls’ lemonade stand and as I was leaving one of them yelled “You’re welcome for the lemonade and good luck fighting the dragon!” so now I’m slightly concerned about how the rest of my day is going to go

Also: I don’t want to exist but am afraid to die

ONCE TOLD ME-

THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME!

I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB

WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see

So what’s wrong with takin the backstreets

You never know if you don’t go

You’ll never shine if you don’t glow

HEY NOW

You’re an all star

Get your game on, go play

HEY NOW

YOU’RE A ROCKSTAR

GET THE SHOW ON, GET PAID

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

Only shooting stars break the mold

im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed

5 Stars