Snail's Assortment

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

What the hell

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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something i have noticed lately: as a collective, a lot of gen z are simply getting tired of their phone

its not working for me. is it just down bc of high traffic?

girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

I literally just learned that male carpenter bees are usually the ones tasked with protecting the nest from predators. They have that little yellow bald spot on their heads, and they’re usually the ones buzzing and hovering near you, just kinda looking at you. However, the reason they hover near you is actually because they think they’re being intimidating, and they’re trying to scare you off. If that doesn’t work, well, male carpenter bees don’t have stingers, and they don’t bite, so they’re only defense mechanism to scare humans off is to bump into us over and over. Literally just fly full speed into us, head first, and hope it’s enough to scare us away. I love carpenter bees so much. 🥺 Truly the himbos of the insect world.