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Intro post! Please enjoy this shameless drop of Snapchat edits, clearly I prefer my left side in photos.

I'm Salem, new Tumblr but definitely not a new Tumblr user.

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mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

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kinuko

Mitch mcconnell might be dead

luxwing

oflambandmoss

being weird and full of love can save you

and it might save those around you, too

bisexualhunterbiden

Something that annoys me is the constant whining about "more queer spaces, more queer communities" but then they're immediately like "yeah! And we need ones that don't cost money or require a purchase!"

Girl that's exactly why they close down after a year. You NEED money to keep these places open. There's no magic Gay Money Pot with endless cash to keep these places open. It requires YOU to put your money where your values are!!

bisexualhunterbiden

Like there was a queer coffee shop in my city. Owned and operated by a bunch of LGBT people. Not a cishet on the schedule. Tons of young people raved about it.

And it made it about 2 years before shutting down completely. Because all those young people who begged for a place exactly like this would just show up, not buy a single thing, and leave. You cannot build a community without putting your money into it. This isn't about capitalism, this is just reality. You can't open a restaurant where no one buys your food. You can't have a gay bar that only serves 5% of the population and actively excludes everyone else. This is what I mean when I say people confuse "community" and "friend group." You're not obligated to spend money when hanging out with your friend group. But if you want a lasting community centered space, you need to open up that wallet.

podcastwizard

not enough fucked up little freak animals in the barbie movie. not enough busted ass capital-c Creatures. barbie god's™ mistakes.

podcastwizard

where were they. greta where were they.

fuggmuff

I refuse to let anyone forget those two cunty little dogs

storm-of-feathers

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

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anxietyproblem

dragongirlsweetie

it's kind of insane how disasterous of an effect it can have on your psyche and development as an adult if people thought you were annoying when you were 8

redstonedust

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

quillusquillus

I searched goblin shark to see if they looked different than I remembered and they don't. Am I getting untrustworthy results trying to find regular alive shark or do people draw them more fucked up than I can imagine?

they're usually drawn based on this specimen:

or sometimes this one if you're nasty:

both of these are super duper dead!

Alive goblin sharks are white in colour and don't have their jaws popped out, which is something they CAN do but not something they do all the time. Here are some examples of live ones! They do still look freaky, but they don't look like an explosively decompressed corpse:

they're kind of just normal sharks!

(images from various sightings, gifs and end still from this video of a (very briefly) captured specimen at the Tokyo Sea Life Park https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNRAgfLTE1U)

ph-cutie

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

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glass-heartbeat

saw a post so bad i whispered “i don’t like you” and set my phone down

the-haiku-bot

saw a post so bad

i whispered “i don’t like you”

and set my phone down

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

swan2swan

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

luimnigh

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