went to bed with a terrible headache, woke up with a terrible stomach ache..............can my body please get it together

just made a mountain of peanut butter cookies and then got really stoned AMA

my legs are becoming so much hairier and all i do is sit around and pet my legs 24/7

is there a word for the sick sick sick feeling you get when someone you thought was really cool reblogs bestiality art

just checked and it’s confirmed: ‘reise, reise’ is still a flawless album

any other Fats out there get those painful cyst/blister things in your inner thighs from rubbing? because i have a fucked up one right now and im considering going to the doctor for it for the first time

DO I have the audacity to demand more bottom hank content even though i’ll never in my life play detit becom man??? perhaps

hhhmmmnnnn remind me im not a jerk for insisting that my therapist gets me a legit copy of this god damn letter

it’s destiny that i got into assassin’s creed right before the gayest game in the franchise comes out

just sent the most terse email of my life aka one without profuse apologizing in it..........my therapist hasnt emailed me back in months and even tho she’s moved to a different practice and we dont see each other anymore she’s promised me a top surgery letter for a long time and now she won’t fork it over. what is the deal brook

unexpected testosterone side effects: taking band aids off hurts more thanks to new and more plentiful body hairs