Polymath in Training

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

All the steps of learning a language are easy but the problem is you have to do it over and over and over again and over again and over again and your brain needs time to process and you never quite stop feeling like you’re a bit stupid and you can do it you know you can because everyone can do it eventually but merciful god above, does it take a long time and there’s no true endpoint really because the kicker is that you’re never done learning your native language either so there’s no end point there’s just living until you die.

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

killing all of those ai chat ads that are sporing themselves across tumblr with a maelstrom or rocks. Fuck you and fuck your product. I do not want to replace my mutual with ai chat. I do not want to simulate my cats inner monologue with ai chat. I do not want to talk to my blorbos with ai chat. Fuck your and fuck your product.

Those character chatbot ads are getting so malicious btw it's unreal

Growing up on the internet it was drilled into us to not give our real name, age, etc. only for all these social platforms to turn around and be like 😦☝️ um actually, we really need your social security number, credit card, and full government ID.

@canisalbus machete

tramp stamp that says all shall be well

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

it feels so evil that you can't still access your university online library after you graduate *remembers my principles* it feels so evil that everyone can't access that stuff all the time

I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes

It’s hard being so beautiful and annoying with cool interests

the problem with used books is that they are, individually, very cheap, so buying many of them feels affordable. but the math maths even when you aren't looking.

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.