Snabb

The way this one youtube comment changed the trajectory of dua lipa’s career

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.

people asking “why is there hair there?” about other people’s bodies is insane to me like. it GROWS there you fucking idiot. why else. move on

“but stomach hair isn’t common” in what fucking universe. in what world.

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

if youre "career driven" fucking grow up. im hanging out driven. im goofin off driven. im grabbin a bite driven

are you the person that kills the spider, makes someone else kill the spider, or catches and releases the spider outside