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He said he wants me to feel like his princess and whenever and WHEREever I feel the urge to sneeze attacking me I can bury myself in their arms for protection and sneeze. Yes. This is my life omg

We were on the train and I was looking away out the window. He tapped my wrist to get my attention and when I looked over he sneezed … oh …. My …. God

When my crush sneezes and I bless him he says you’re welcome

Told my crush (with uncharacteristic confidence and ease) that I’m into sneezing and they jaw dropped laughed and then asked if they could please record their morning fits for me to listen to. Heart skipping beats rn. They are so excited. They said it was so hot that something so simple turns me on and asked if I’d prefer audios or videos. I said audios please lol. They said they’ll surprise me next time they have an allergy attack and they’ll go as far as to skip their meds one day. I was all “oh no not if it’ll be painful” they were all “it’s just annoying but now it’ll be fun”

My new bf doesn’t know I have this kink and isn’t a snzfucker (… that I know of) but every time i sneeze or cough when we’re cuddling he tightens his grip on me and goes “oh baby”. Sometimes he pulls me in closer. And I’m like yo….

Lol I used to be so ashamed and sometimes I still am, but I love this kink. Yeah lemme just accept you and rub your back and dote on you when you don’t feel well. Let me commit to looking after you for all of eternity, let me always be compelled by your discomfort, however mild. Let me play nurse in our living room. let me service you. Run baths, make tea. Let me hear your breath hitch and let me fuck you afterwards oh god. It’s such a good life being a weird freak.

Hey lemme be fr. I haven’t been active in like a year but if any cute queer people 20+ want to do some kinky snz dirty talk I’m around 😭💖💖