Ouch

of course! i’m sorry you’re going through that, friend. ;m; I’m making the reader galran, since I don’t really see there being much prejudice towards differing ethnicities/races/species (other than the galra ofc) in space. also I'm currently only doing three characters at a time so I just picked my favorite paladins if that’s okay ;0;

Shiro

a bit more discerning than Keith or lance, won’t call much attention to his s/o’s race

it’s not like he doesn’t care...but that kind of thing just isn't important to him. the only thing he cares about is how kind and genuine a person you are

that’s not to say he won’t (gently) discipline those who go too far with you

but he never loses his head over it and will dote on you later, reminding you that you aren’t anything like what those people say you are

Keith

he’s aware of the looks you get and the whispers behind your back, and it makes him aNgRy 

depends on how riled up he is that day, but will 100% fight anyone who makes you uncomfortable

he’ll make them apologize too

while they’re running off with their tails between their legs he’ll just scoff and pat your head

“don’t listen to those guys. they don’t know what they’re talking about.”

Lance

lance loves his s/o regardless of how others see them. it’s all asinine to him, literally cannot understand racists

like honestly he thought he left that shit behind on earth 

“you know it’s probably a jealousy thing. they just can’t get over how great you are.”

knowing how the negativity effects you, he’ll try to use his humor to lighten the situation

Keith

if he’s trying to make his lady squirt he knows he’s gotta dedicate the time

will be really slow and sensual as he kisses up your thighs and leaves little bite marks 

his touches are so light that it almost tickles 

will tease you and draw out the moment by riling you up with sweet words

basically gets you there by edging you until you’re about to burst

he’s definitely not expecting it when you do, but he’s got you so worked up by the time he actually starts touching you in earnest 

I imagine him being quietly cocky about it. like he won’t say anything, but you can see that smirk he’s trying to hide

plus his libido goes up tenfold 

Mirio

he might look vanilla asf but he’s a really kinky boy

down to try anything once, and likes most things his partner does

is especially into being dominated, even more so if you choke him a little...

he’s a handsy fellow and will most likely be groping you the whole time you’re intimate lol

he’s into anal? like if his s/o will let him do it he’s jumping on that shit

still very gentle tho, great at aftercare. in fact it’s probably the best part

has a praise kink, but not for himself. he just likes hyping his partner up

he’s one of those people that’ll stick his fingers in your mouth while you’re doing it

idk I guess he’s really into drooling too

Sorry this took so long! COVID hit and I had to take a forced break from the Internet. 

No matter how you try, you just can’t shake the fact that you will never look like these women. With their elegant faces, elf-like ears, and exotic markings, it’s hard to live up to Altean standards of beauty. I mean, who wouldn’t be jealous?

As far as humans go you’ve always considered yourself to be the plain-Jane type of gal. Born to two very average-looking parents with no especially stupefying genes floating around in your gene pool, there is very little to be confident about.

Heaving a sigh, you pull your eyes away from the self-esteem destroying mirror in front of you. There HAS to be something more productive you could be doing instead of wedging yourself even further down the hole of depression you’ve dug for yourself. 

A snore breaks the silence of an otherwise quiet room, and you jolt. Oh yeah, you were just about to join Coran for bed before you distracted yourself with that damn mirror. The sight of silvery stretch marks and more than a few pockets of cellulite as you were stripping down to your night clothes had completely stolen all of your attention. 

I bet Alteans don’t have stretch marks...

It is this very depressing thought which finally prompts you to trudge back to bed. Coran is sprawled out on his back, mouth agape, one leg hanging off the side of the bed. It’s a very cute sight, and with one big leap, you effectively end his peaceful slumber. 

He lets out a strangled sound, but you just bury your head in his chest and groan.

“Coran, am I ugly?”

His response is immediate.

“No love, of course not. Why would you say that?”

You’ve gotta give the man credit, despite his disoriented state he still manages to sound somewhat coherent. He’s still got that lisp that comes with being forcefully awoken from sleep, and he’s doing that weird tongue clicking thing, but he’s mostly holding it together.

You force yourself up by the arms until you’re straddling his waist, and he grunts again at the pressure of your hands against his chest. He seems a bit more awake now as he finally peels his eyes open.

“Altean women are just so... perfect. Long legs, flawless skin, the whole shebang.”

To accentuate this sentence, you gesticulate a wide breadth with your arms.

“I just, I don’t think I could ever compare. I have too many stretch marks, my thighs are too fat, and my butt is LUMPY.”

At this he just kind of stares at you blankly, as if piecing together everything you’ve just thrown at him (which, to be fair, is a lot).

“I just... I would understand if you wanted to leave me now that the Alteans have returned.”

He makes a weird sleepy noise, readjusting himself so that his hands aren’t trapped under the blanket anymore, and rests them against your hips.

“Love, I have NO idea what you’re talking about.”

He slides his hands down and squeezes the supple flesh of your buttocks, exhaling deeply.

“But your butt is most certainly NOT lumpy.”

You make to protest, but before you can even being to verbalize, he hefts you off of him with a great force you sometimes forget he's capable of. The blanket is now a crumpled mess, half twisted between the two of you, half hanging off the bed. He fits himself snuggly between your legs and presses his lips to your exposed neck. His mustache tickles as speaks. 

“And more importantly,” He begins kissing down your neck, unbuttoning your night shirt as he goes. “You are the most divine creature to have ever walked this solar system.”

“That’s fucking cheesy.” You blow a raspberry at him, but that doesn’t stop your skin from heating up as his hands begin to wander and the hardness between your legs begins to grow. He leans back just far enough that you catch the hint of mischief glimmering in his eyes.

“Perhaps, but not a word of it is false.” 

Without another word, he returns to your body, mouth moving against your subtly flushed skin, hands disappearing below the hem of your underwear. He flicks his wrist just right, fingers finding purchase against your delicate center, and before you can censor yourself you’ve already let a groan escape your lips. What a talented man, to be able to do this to you. 

has anyone else been in a slump ever since this whole corona shit started?

yeah, me too.

Izaya

rooibos tea; what’s their favorite thing to do with their s/o?

it might seem boring, but he likes to do whatever his s/o likes to do (as long as it’s not too stupid or ridiculous)

his obsession with humanity has made it easy to get enjoyment out of just about anything

even if he’s not enjoying the activity, he enjoys the way his s/o reacts when they’re doing something they enjoy

and he likes it even more when they react to things he does to them while they’re spending time together. he’ll kiss them randomly in a crowded street just to see them flustered (and to cause them trouble)

if his s/o demands they do something izaya is interested in, they’ll just end up having a picnic in the park and people watching. work and play at the same time make izaya a very happy man

earl grey tea; how did they court their s/o?

he doesn’t try to court them--he puts them through the gauntlet

basically he’ll come up with all kinds of horrible scenarios that he’ll get his crush mixed up in against their will

just to see if they can overcome it, and to see how they overcome it--yakuza, color gangs, human trafficking, you name it.

its basically like a right of passage, and whether or not he’ll remain interested in his crush all depends on how they react to the situation

it takes a very particular kind of person to catch izaya’s interest, and an even more particular type to keep his interest

honestly he just likes a challenge

if they pass his test he’ll probably just pester them until they say ‘yes’ to dating him

I LOVE ALL THESE BOYS

Mirio:

black tea; what do they look for in a person?

as cheesy as it may sound, he’s just looking for someone that can make him smile. someone that laughs at his jokes and plays along when he’s being silly

someone who can put up with his antics is also a necessity. he can’t imagine himself being with anyone who finds him annoying. that just sounds unhealthy!

he attracts all kinds of people, so he has no problem making fast friends with anyone who’s worth getting to know. so don’t worry too much about making the first move

could literally be attracted to anyone from any group, clique, or social standing

rosehip tea; how romantic are they? how do they show affection?

is SO FUCKING ROMANTIC. is the kind of boyfriend that remembers every special date including your birthday, your anniversary, the day you moved in together, the day you adopted your first dog together, etc.

will surprise his s/o by phasing through a wall only to pop out and glomp them to the ground

he loves pda and will randomly kiss and hug his s/o throughout the day

always has a an arm thrown casually around their shoulder or waist

milk tea; what are their kisses like?

kisses kind of like a golden retriever–with way too much tongue

you’ve tried to teach him the proper technique to french kissing, but he’s always just so excited to kiss you that it never sinks in

his preferred method of kissing is to just shower you with light pecks all over your lips and chin, but he’s no stranger to steamy make outs

has the habit of getting into said steamy make outs in the most inopportune of places

Shizuo

black tea; what do they look for in a person?

is very much the type of person who doesn’t look for romance. rather, he believes that if it’s meant to be, he’ll just know

so his future partner is likely to start off as a friend. someone he spends time with and gradually begins to fall for

at that point you can just tell he has feelings for them because it’s written all in his body language. he gets quieter, flushes more easily, finds himself staring off into space… is just a complete mess

also is naturally attracted to those who are natural caregivers and actively try to make the world a better place

rosehip; how romantic are they? how do they show affection?

he’s not conventionally romantic and to the untrained eye its very easy to think he doesn’t care at all

like he’s not big on pda so you’ll never see him doting on his s/o in public or him treating them any differently than he treats tom or vorona 

but when it’s just the two of them he’ll make his s/o dinner and take a bath with them or rub their shoulders

he predominantly shows affection by hugging his s/o close to him, especially while they’re sleeping or relaxing on the couch. 

milk tea; what are their kisses like?

his kisses are slow and passionate

he does enjoy the way their lips feel against his but mostly he’s just absorbing everything that’s happening around him 

like the way his s/o’s knees shake or their breathless moans or just the way his heart flutters

his lips taste like cigarettes

Keith

black tea; what do they look for in a person?

is a bit picky about potential s/o’s. but that’s just because he’s a bit reclusive and doesn’t let very many people in

for him to ever be able to commit to a relationship he has to respect his potential partner. they’ve gotta at least have a decent amount of intelligence, speak their mind when they need to, and a have a generous amount of patience

but most importantly they just need to accept him for who he is, hangups and all. he can’t be afraid of being himself, or he’ll never open up

he’s a bit of a cliche and is attracted to people with tragic backstories, but only because this is common ground they share

rosehip; how romantic are they? how do they show affection?

is very quietly romantic. you won’t catch him dead acting all flowery and extra in front of everyone like lance. 

rather, he’s the kind of guy that’ll profess his feelings in the dead of night illuminated by a field of stars and not understand how cheesy it is. will also blush horribly when you call him out for it

he’ll tell you he loves you and that you’re everything to him and that he doesn’t know what he’d do without you

but mostly he shows he cares with stupid acts of self-sacrifice and martyrdom

milk tea; what are their kisses like?

a bit too rough and very passionate.

he’s the kind of guy that puts his all into everything he does and wants to show his partner just how much they mean to him even if he can’t always find the words

no problem! always glad to write for this cuck

Izaya

there’s always a certain degree of emotional manipulation that comes with being in a relationship with izaya, and his main method of control is through sex

with his male s/o izaya will play the part of the submissive. he likes to let them think they’re in control

but in reality he’s still just twisting them to his whim

a relationship with izaya isn’t healthy, but definitely sexually adventurous. he likes to spice it up in the bedroom with bdsm and roleplaying

also has a bit of a degradation kink? so he might dress up as a maid for his s/o only to degrade them for liking it

“oh, you’re hard already? such a pervert, [name]~”

honestly this man has no chill and therefor has no limits. nothing is outside of the realm of his imagination 

his favorite thing to do is to initiate sexy times then tease and edge his s/o until they’re about to burst.

 only he’s a very devious man and he’ll plan to get a phone call halfway through so he’s “forced” to leave his s/o with blue balls

Overhaul

slow and meticulous, he likes to savor the feeling of your lips moving against his

like if he’s kissing you you know he cares for you, because mouths carry so many germs omg

the kind of guy that’ll tilt your chin up and lead your mouth to his

uses kisses as bribes, he’s just so good at it

Dabi

kisses you like he’s starving

a v good but v rough kisser, will thread his fingers through your hair and smother your lips against his

he’ll trail his tongue against your lower lip like he’s asking for permission but will bite down hard enough to bruise if you don’t open up for him

keeps kissing you long after he’s breathless and panting

will suck on your lip as an apology for being so rough

Shigaraki

not a very good kisser, someone please get this man some chapstick

like he’s almost all right if you forget his lips feel like sandpaper 

accidentally knocks your teeth together and uses too much tongue

when it comes to the biggest dick the obvious answer is All Might. I mean look at him. look at that bulge

thank you so much for this ask. i’ve been dying to write for shizuo ♡

Shizuo

he’s never really thought much about love or the type of s/o he’s interested in, mostly because he’s never thought that anyone would be capable of loving him. he realizes he has a lot of hangups that probably deter most possible s/o’s

that being said his type would be someone who’s genuinely interested in him? like crazy strength aside, someone who really sees him for him

it goes without saying that any potential s/o has to be a good person. the world is full of enough assholes and he’s not interested in cleaning up after anymore izayas

looks for someone who’s genuine, and kind, and puts their all into everything they do.

 bonus: an empath as an s/o would be the best match, someone who can read him without him ever having to say anything. he’s not a man of a lot of words, so this understanding is key

the way he dates isn’t really all that different from how he acts as a friend. like he’ll walk them home and go on dinner dates with them but his demeanor doesn’t really change

he’s not big on pda, so the most he’ll do is give his s/o a kiss hello and a kiss goodbye. if his s/o wants to hold hands while they walk, he’s also cool with that

sometimes he’ll go that extra mile though. will randomly send flowers to your workplace for no reason. like “[name] has been working hard lately. they deserve something nice.”

honestly he really restricts himself when having sex with his s/o. he has a lot of strength and it would be too easy to get carried away and accidentally hurt you

and that’s absolutely not something he ever wants to do, so he has some hard limits in the bedroom. so don’t ask him to go too hard or do anything that requires choking, slapping, etc

he’s very serious about it, but sometimes he’ll joke “do you want a broken pelvis?”

yes i do! here’s the list of fandoms i’m writing for rn. The asterisks next to certain fandoms are just the series i’ve been super hype for currently ;v;

man i love poly asks. thanks for sending this in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hawks

is such a tease. you think he’s bad normally, just wait until you get him in the bedroom.

he’s the master of edging and has no qualms with making you beg. lots of “tell me what you want~” and “do you really need me that badly?”

what he doesn’t want you to know is that he’s just as susceptible to teasing and will most definitely pout if you give him a taste of his own medicine

is a moaner. he’s never been good at staying quiet during sex so he just doesn’t try anymore. sorry neighbors

is a biter and loves leaving marks on his s/o. whether he leaves them in a visible place depends on his mood and if he’s feeling possessive/jealous

will never admit it but sometimes he chirps/coos and rustles his feathers when you kiss his neck 

Endeavor

really silent when he fucks?? it’s kind of unnerving honestly. like unless he’s dirty talking he never really speaks or even moans

he is however a man of many facial expressions and you’ll know what he likes just from the look on his face. 

is super dominant and not one to switch it up. if his s/o wants to try doing something different he may acquiesce, but for the most part he wants to feel like he’s in charge

is weird and likes a small amount of teeth when receiving head

is not and has never been a vanilla man. owns a well-used sex swing and several toys which he keeps locked away (he would die if his children ever found out)

he’s surprisingly gentle after sex. like he won’t sing your praises or anything but he’ll rub your back and kiss your head, maybe even offer you a glass of water or some wine

Hawks & Endeavor

between the two of them you aren’t going to get much rest. they have a habit of pushing you to your limit until you’re a weak, sweaty mess that can hardly walk

constantly testing each other’s limits as well as your own. that being said they’ll never make you do something you’re not comfortable with, they’re just v adventurous

while endeavor will never relinquish his dominant role, hawks is more of a switch and can adapt to whatever the two of you want. if that means letting you ride him while endeavor takes you from behind he’s cool with that. or if endeavor wants to fuck you mercilessly while he watches, he’s good with that too

better procure a pretty big bed bc the two of them are big on sleeping after sex. endeavor isn’t big on cuddling but he’ll let each of you under his arms and press you against his chest if he’s in a good mood or the sex was particularly passionate

yes ofc you may! 10/10 would die for these boys

All Might

is very much a giver and a people pleaser. after so many years of being the symbol of peace, he doesn’t know how to be anything else

often he’ll tend to his partner’s needs without any concern for his own. if you ask him if he wants you to return the favor, he’ll just refuse

likes to please his partner with his mouth more than anything, and boy, does he know how to use that tongue. he’ll get you off several times in a row until you’re weak at the knees and can hardly stand

that being said, he’s so gentle with aftercare. will carry you to the bed if you can’t walk and just pet your hair while praising you

has a lot of self-confidence issues so it might take some time before he’s ready to open up sexually to his partner. it’s one thing to pleasure them, but it’s another thing entirely to let himself be on the receiving end. blushes and stammers a lot. might cough up blood.

but once he starts to feel comfortable he’s so passionate and devoted. focuses on the feeling of their lips against his, his hands on their thighs, the soft moans escaping their lips–all the little things just coming together that make him feel like he’s floating

sex is never primal or forceful with him, it’s all about emotion and expressing his love

Deku

deku takes many notes from his predecessor, including how to treat his lover. is always kind and patient and never forceful with his desires. honestly most of the time he won’t even ask for sex because he doesn’t want to make his s/o uncomfortable

but sometimes he just can’t help the cute look on their face and before he knows it he’s just kissing them? like really softly at first and then all his feels come rushing to the surface 

then he’s blushing and stammering “d-do you want to…?” while his hand is fiddling with the hem of your shirt

at which point you’re gonna have to take the lead or our poor boy may just implode from the built up tension

very passionate with sex, lots of kissing and especially hand holding. will kiss your fingers and the palm of your hand while looking into your eyes. coaxes the best sounds from you 

likes to pleasure his lover with his hands until they’re a squirming mess, then he likes to push them over the edge with slow, sensual love making.