easy allies are a really cute group of dorks and the top 10 numbers are perfect

@easyupdate and i were discussing a fairly extensive illegal allies au and while this isn’t that it’s a small piece of it? aka look for more to come of this when we finally finish it (title is from a jukebox the ghost song of the same name)

ships: hinckman

cw: mentions of blood, but not anything beyond that

Kyle stumbles along next to her as she half drags him by the collar to the car. He can hear Ben impatiently revving the engine and he grits his teeth against the pain in his side as he tries to force himself to run faster. It only half works, and he nearly falls right over onto his knees again with the dizzying rush of pain that accompanies the extra effort. The only thing keeping him on his feet is Ian – beautiful, reliable, reckless Ian – grunting as she hauls him back up again.

A seriously underrated moment from Murder on the Rockport Limited. 

Transcript below.

- I’m down if he’s down - “Is it hot in here or is it just Kyle? […] Lookin’ good, Kyle” - “‘I hate your guts so why do I want to jump your bones’, because that’s basically…” “True to life?” “Yeah, it’s practically a documentary at that point” - I believe in you, and we have all the time in the world - the married couple bit - Brandon: I’m gonna ship these two - “I love you, buttface” - “you guys haven’t just been touching each other?” (Kyle proceeds to flat out stroke Ians back and legs) “chat this is why I hate Bosman” - “it’s like a really talented and famous sculptor made his ass but above and below the ass was done by a bunch of students” (i can’t remember the precise quote for the life of me) - when one of them tell the joke for the sole purpose of making the other laugh - “…i mean, everyone thinks we hate each other…” (kyle doesn’t acknowledge this at all, moves on immediately) “…and they’re right”