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supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋

based on this

Dick: that fucker- i swear to god, he took his belt Hood; he tried to whip me.

Jason: you have to admit Gotham criminals do get creative when you corner them.

Dick, supremely sarcastic: yeah it's so great. shit that stings.

*ping*

*loud, incomprehensible cackles*

Damian, distant: SHUT UP.

Tim, laughing uncontrollably: GUYS- GUYS OH MY GOD-

Dick: ...you two ok?

Damian, still distant: DISCONNECT FROM THEIR FUCKING LINE, DRAKE. IT'S NOT FUNNY-!

Tim, weeping: oh my- oh my god it's so funny- guys you aren't going to fucking believe this-!

Jason, already amused: oh great, the kids brought entertainment for the night.

Tim, still laughing: so we're- me and Damian are working, right? and- and we're watching this group of kids running around the street and i say 'man, we should get some crossing guards to work the nights, too' and Dami goes, 'what the fuck is a crossing guard?'-

Damian, whining: STOP.

Tim: *wheeze* and- and i'm like, what do you mean what's a crossing guard, you've seen crossing guards before, right? so i google crossing guard on my phone and i show a picture to him, and he fucking- Damian looks me dead in the eyes and he goes 'no, that's a lolipop lady, and it's ai.'

Jason, snickering: sorry, what?

Tim, giggling: and i go, 'what do you mean, ai?' and he- swear to god he looks at me completely serious and he says 'lolipop ladies are mythological, like unicorns. they aren't real, so that's an ai image.' and i- *breaks into a wheeze*

Jason: OH, MY GOD, OH MY GOD I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED,

Dick, laughing: what the hell...?

*ping*

Damian: STOP LAUGHING IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

Jason: *cackles manically* GOD, remind me to send Benji a Christmas card this year, what a fucking legend.

Dick: who's Benji?

Jason, still laughing: he was a- he was one of the guys at the league that worked as Damian's tutor, and he- Day come on we've been over this, anything Benji told you was a lie,

Damian, desperate: BUT LOLIPOP LADY IS SUCH A STUPID NAME?!

Jason, laughing louder: BECAUSE IT'S NOT WHAT THEY'RE CALLED, THAT'S JUST A BRITISH PEOPLE TERM! BENJI WAS FUCKING WITH YOU!

Tim, delirious from laughter: if you don't- please explain, i swear to god i'm about to pass out-

Jason: Benji did not like children, so he would lie to Damian a lot as like, revenge for having to take care of him. it was fucking hysterical to watch. he was also a londoner, so Damian has like. no idea what that part of the world is like. all he knows are lies.

Damian, petulantly: fucking hated that man-

Jason, airily: i loved him, he was great.

Tim: *wheezing* 'they're mythological, like unicorns' and he's talking about a fucking crossing guard-

Damian: SHUT. UP.

Dick: aw, Dami, it's ok! we were all young once!

Damian: you should have fallen with your parents.

*a beat of silence*

Dick: alright, fuck me i guess?

(Seriously though, Byler is endgame. I didn't lose hope)

when bro doesnt know you part of the gayass reasons he awakened his powers

bonus and also manifesting:

Versus What The Duffers Gave Us:

I've had so much fun and have never been more entertained by a group of people in my life. Idk why but I feel like this community has made me happier and gave me such a passionate hyperfixation ever since this summer.

But I think all of y'all are so cool and smart, like, I wish I had the brain like so many of y'all have.

And I'll see you when blue meet yellow in the west <3