exhausted

we should start doing ancient aliens conspiracies but for buildings that arent even that old or impressive

No humans could make an apartment this complex

i think we should all get tomorrow off for no particular reason. the next day too. maybe all the days

if you're not obsessed with anything weird and niche please try harder. stop going outside for a while. consider getting weirder about the things you already like

my dad is the funniest person in the world to make small talk with. we passed a taco bell and he was like “what’s your favorite thing to get there” and i said “the crunchwrap supreme” and he said “tell me about it” and i described it to him and he said “that sounds delicious. what’s your second favorite thing at taco bell”

One time in 3rd grade I zoned out and I don't think I've ever zoned back in