HC - Bird Calls
Doing bird calls around the Doctor genuinely confuses him, like an actual head tilt will happen.
If he catches you doing said birdcalls, especially out in the open? He'll just scoop you up and take you back to his tent. Grumbling the whole way about you putting yourself on display for all to hear.
You ask him if you said something wrong, and he explains that he has no idea what you said, as he doesn't understand bird calls; he doesn't speak bird. He is a monster with bird attributes, with no relation to the species itself.
However.
He does know what a mating call sounds like, and is very upset you were just out in the open, practically shouting to the world you were single and ready to mingle.
Let's just say you're no longer allowed to do that, at least not outside the Doctor's tent, that is.
This was so hilarious to me I just had to.
Can we also agree that it was totally Harlequin that gave y/n the idea?
