Smiling Slowly

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

Narrating People’s Lives: A Totally Truthful Tale! 📚 (Maybe that one was too far fetched XD)

someone in Congress is a furry and we’ll never find out who

Or will we

Beautiful. (via VBagate)

THIS IS THE BEST USAGE OF MEMES I’VE EVER SEEN 

local homo goes shopping

Wentworth Miller: You asked for it! I will now share my favorite joke ever.

Brb mcrying

speaking of hot topic the inactive register just had tiny text that danced across the screen and said “hert terpic” and I felt like I was seeing a ghost

How to Ask for a Ride 🚙

fun fact: a Zamboni leaking transmission fluid looks a lot like a hit and run crime scene