How does everyone react if they get told someone has a crush on them?
Allan: Depending on your relationship with him, you'll be met with disinterested apathy, Flattered, or flustered.
A stranger he wouldn't care, a friend he'd be flattered, a crush he's happy and flustered though probably awkward.
Charlie: I think he'd be kind of uncomfortable unless it was coming from someone he knows and likes (be it platonic or romantic).
"Oh uh....ok. That's cool."
But if he knows you and likes you, he's probably pretty chill about it. I don't think dating is exactly a big deal to him. You get a "That's cool" but in less of the awkward dismissive way he would if he didn't know or like you.
Glep: Personally, I think he's just a teensy bit shallow when it comes to choosing romantic partners, not to mention he's already married.
I think he's probably be able to very nicely turn down someone though without making them feel bad.
If he's accepting though? I mean I personally say he and Marge are a package deal. So welcome to the polycule.
Mr. Boss: I genuinely believe his only true love is money. Romantically you're probably out of luck.
However if you could do an open, low commitment, more so friends with benefits than anything, casual romance then you're probably in.
You'll be met with either that southern charm he exudes 50% of the time, or the absolute goofiness he exudes the other 50%.
Pim: Is very surprised when anyone confesses a crush on him! He's tickled pink, though it's not a guarenteed date with him. Though I think he's willing to give most folks a chance, though if he actually takes that chance is up to debate.
I think Pim probably wouldn't be terribly comfortable dating around (as in not committed to anyone as he meets multiple people to see if there's a connection) simply because he'd feel like he's being disloyal or something.
Hope this fulfills your ask. I don't mind trying to elaborate further.