Hippie Girl//Hippie World

reblog if you’ve never used the braincell

the what

yeah

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great

this is tooo cute im gonna cry

honestly man i just want someone to want me. to text me. to use a simple situation as an excuse to touch me. i want someone to think about me when they go to sleep and to tell me exactly that. i want someone to flirt with me, to ask me out. to hold my hand. i want someone to call me in the middle of the day, if for no other reason, because they felt like it. i just want someone i want to want me back.

Both are me

ice water is so fucking good

not only is it refreshing but once you’re finished you can either chew on the ice or let it melt and then you have more water… choose your own adventure

LOVE TRIANGLE

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

Rb for that art doe

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

reblogging for the second time

ALWAYS REBLOG

Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.

Dignity is rare on this site. 

i was looking at grapes in the store n this old lady comes up to me n goes “youre not stealing these are u?” so im like uh no lol? and she goes “oh, well i am” and grabbed a handful of grapes and left

GKSKVKSM

a true hero

she’s raised about $300k now and apparently also got disowned by her family for this, as well as had her instagram deactivated, her twitter shadowbanned, and the guy she liked stopped talking to her. i’m just saying she’s done and sacrificed more for the planet than any rich person ever

vegans who refuse to even eat backyard eggs….why

people who think its unethical to eat chicken eggs are like people who think bees should keep all their honey. they literally produce more than they need and your unwillingness to even buy local means you are doing nothing to help them, support your small farmers you heathens

Also, if you separate your cocks and your hens, there wont even be that issue in the first place. Egg-laying is basically chicken menstruation, but unlike mammalian menstruation which is full of blood and dead tissue, chicken menstruation is full of tasty tasty nutrients

Support local farms! Most grocery stores carry eggs from small, local farms that give hens acres of open pasture and healthier housing.

Also, that “selectively bred to lay eggs more often” thing? Literally just comes from feeding the chickens every day. The chicken’s ancestors would only lay an egg when there was abundant food, so people started feeding them every day to get more eggs. That’s it.

this sounds like a pair of stoners meeting

“FLASH my BOI it’s great to see you!”