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imagine moving in with someone and finding out they’re the kind of person that gets toothpaste all over the mirror

or worse, someone that spits toothpaste bits on the f a uc e T 

absolute fucking kicker: they somehow manage to get the entire sink counter SOAKED with water toothpaste and god knows what else

what about when someone only halfway washes their hands and then uses the hand towel and then whatever was on their hands is visibly on the hAnd TOwwELlwelwl

imagine moving in with someone and finding out they’re the kind of person that gets toothpaste all over the mirror

or worse, someone that spits toothpaste bits on the f a uc e T 

absolute fucking kicker: they somehow manage to get the entire sink counter SOAKED with water toothpaste and god knows what else

what about when someone only halfway washes their hands and then uses the hand towel and then whatever was on their hands is visibly on the hAnd TOwwELlwelwl

imagine moving in with someone and finding out they’re the kind of person that gets toothpaste all over the mirror

or worse, someone that spits toothpaste bits on the f a uc e T 

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i was robbed by two men

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The tangerine one was my first computer.  I lost the wifi card, but other than that, it still works!

someone: *sends me a 6 minute video* me *35 seconds later*: haha that was very funny!thank you for sending it

Too bad this doesn’t work when people shove a phone playing videos in ur face  ! !!!!!! ! ! !!  ! 1! !