will trade memes for sex

Can you imagine being fuckin being lost in the desert for a couple days and out of nowhere hearing Africa by Toto?? I would lose my fuckin shit that would be the moment id be like damn im actually losing it and gonna die out here, what a banger tho.

Just in case some folks don’t know, John Barron was a legitimate pseudonym he used, most infamously using it to lie to a reporter in an attempt to get on the Forbes 400 list in 1984

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

something good shall happen today, I manifest this to be a great week