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guy in prehistoric times who wants to be subversive but there are no cultural tropes or norms to break yet so he just goes to the river

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

He tryin’

apex predator

Fun fact! Cats can’t track up-and-down movement as well as they can track side-to-side movements. It’s the pupil shape.

Hermaeus Mora but instead of appearing as a mass of tentacles he's a mass of worms on a string

@hermaeusmorasuggestion

this is everything I needed in my life

wish I could show this to someone in 1905 and make them throw up

love how almalexia cut off one of mehrunes dagons arms and gave it to some random town and was like here, a free decoration 

they’re behind the walls you built

A new hand touches the beacon! Wisten! Heaw me and obey. A fouw dawkness has seeped into my tempwe. A dawkness that you wiww destwoy. Wetuwn my beacon to Mount Kiwkweath. And i wiww make you the instwument of my cweansing wight uwu