yes, this is correct

jojo siwa should replace ellen

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

Have I mentioned there’s a Starkid stream on April 10th? There’s a Starkid stream on April 10th. All donations will go to Midnight Mission, a charity for the homeless in LA, so please save up! They’ll be playing Among Us on Jon’s Twitch channel. Hope to see you all there!

Why does Paul give off the vibe that he is both a cat person but also allergic to cats

Cause he is

Back up, greenpeace is real?????

wish i knew some shit about poetry. maybe id be able to understand who the fuck walt whitman is

OKAY I THINK HE MIGHT BE THE CAPTAIN OH CAPTAIN GUY BUT ILL GET BSCK TO YOU ON THAT

telling a girl to stop killing people is like the single most misogynist thing you could ever do

i feel like we don’t pay enough attention to charlie dalton’s reaction to neil’s death. when the gang tells todd, he’s the only one crying. at neil’s service, he’s the only one not singing. dude, he PUNCHES cameron over neil. let’s acknowledge his bond with neil too pls and thank u