Smart Mpreg

I've really ballooned recently. The belly I was expecting, but my thighs and hips seem so much wider than before I got knocked up. Can't wait to see how I explode in the third trimester.

Peak mpreg.

Our Love Story. I spotted him at the disco and kept my eyes on him. Later, he took me home, we shared wine, and spent a wonderful night together. Then, I just left. Three months later, I showed my brother my positive pregnancy test. The doctor assured me everything was fine, and I was overjoyed. By the seventh month, I ran into my baby's father on the street. His gaze fixed on my prominent belly. This time, he didn't let me go. Now, we have a son together, and as you can easily tell, the next baby is on the way. But this time, he gets to carry it

It’s so round… I wanna rub it so badly

Answer: when he's about to pop

I've really ballooned recently. The belly I was expecting, but my thighs and hips seem so much wider than before I got knocked up. Can't wait to see how I explode in the third trimester.