MUSINGS OF A FAN

(yeah I felt the need to write that in capital letters, are you uncomfortable yet??? Good!)

Just watched the first half of the first episode and I have to say the amount of damage control Bulma must have to put up with for Trunks & Goten, must be like, okay so how much do you want to keep this quiet? And Stacy, bloody hell why are you telling me this, you know to use the credit card, just pay them off. Look, did they kill anyone, no, did they hurt anyone, no, then why are you wasting my time? You were hired as one of my assistants to deal with crap like this reason, now do not call me unless someone is in danger, I am re-coding the new capsules to increase the amount of surface area that is....and I’ve just missed something on the third line I new it, I knew it, why are you still on the other line, hang up Stacy, hang up. 

And then then at dinner it’d be like, so Trunks how was your day....(insert him telling them, I’m too tired to write that)....and we’ve talked about this sweetheart. You can’t be flying around everywhere darling, you have to walk. People, they just don’t understand. 

And Vegeta’s just there like, Boy use your damn feet, can you not exorcise control. Do we need to work on this?? 

And before they go to bed, he’s like so how much did you cash out this time, and she’s like, you know I look at the statements monthly ---- like it’s no big deal to her. And Vegeta’s like those leeches, Bilgorn Slugs, no honour what so ever they’ll salivate for a coin or two, I’ll pound them into submission --- and he’s getting all worked up. And she’s just like sweetheart I know, I know, but remember we’ve talked about keeping the pounding to Goku & the GR, okay so come here, just come here Vegeta right now!

(OKAY SO I’M GOING BACK TO WATCH THE REST, AND THIS WAS WRITTEN IN like 5 MINUTES SO DO NOT JUDGE MY GRAMMAR AND SENTENCE STRUCTURE OKAY!