i think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

whatever you expect of me.. unexpect it

why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it

i love how on Taskmaster at least once a series someone will really thoroughly fumble a task and then it cuts back to them on the stage and greg is like "how do you feel about that" and the contestant goes "if im honest ive been laying awake thinking about that task every night for the past five months" and i believe them 100% every single time

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

do you all like me? do i blog well?