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(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there

I got that dog in me *curls up on the ground and starts whimpering*

listen. every time you watch a bad, tasteless, shitty movie or tv show, just remember that some real person put their whole heart and soul and all their creativity into creating that thing. and we can find that person & kill them. we can kill them.