they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
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trying on a metaphor
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Jules of Nature

shark vs the universe
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Andulka
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Origami Around
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we're not kids anymore.
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they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
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none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
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hope is a skill
hope is a weapon you are trained to wield
favourite additions
You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.
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when i was in therapy i once expressed to my therapist that i really struggle with having pretty much zero idea of who i am as a person + she whipped out a piece of paper and suggested that we write down different aspects of myself. and i had no idea what to say bc ‘myself’ is a concept i’m not very familiar with so she started saying about my interests and how that’s part of me + i was like okay!! that makes sense!! so she clicked her pen and was like “you said you like video games before” and i was like sure bud :) and watched her write down, in capital letters ‘GAMER’ and i’ve never had so much terror struck into my h
morally grey in the club tonihgt hitting every move questionable style. latr ill go into the bathroom and stare at my reflection for like five minutes just because i wanna

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ladies ladies plase; i have no redeemable qualities
“lost my train of thought” doesn’t even begin to cover it. it’s like fucking deutsche bahn up there

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Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing
Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending
Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it
Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections
a drawing about optimism
I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard
this is one of my favourite comic strips of all time
Concept: A gender reveal party but AFTER the kid is born.
Like when the kid is 6 or 12 or 18 or 24. When the kid has decided what their gender is or isn’t.
This is so fucking beautiful that I have no words.
I will always reblog this.
“Tidy your room’ dmkzmsksmdksm
Every time I see this I feel extremely fragile about ‘loving you is the easiest thing in the world’
We did this for @mistresskabooms when she came out. It was great. I highly recommend!
Comic is perfect. The comments are not worth your time.
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There is something about choice
And the lack of choice
Being a part of something
And being blocked away from it
There is something about an experience you’re asked to partake in
And cannot broach
There is
Something

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ideal gender expression: trans man crossdressing as a butch lesbian
yeah so just in case this is needed, please do not kill yourself. you, reading this. please live. please take breaths in and out. please let your hair and nails continue growing. please let your heart continue to beat like a radio station set only to you. please take yourself out of the sliver of time this moment is. the pain will become a memory. your survival is a tool, a weapon, a superpower. amends can be made and wounds can be healed and entire worlds can be rebuilt while you are alive.