small brained aa quotes

Zak: “Dear God.”

Valant: “There’s more.”

Athena: “I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, by now you should’ve somehow realized what you’ve gotta do.”

Phoenix: “At least I don’t polish my fingernails!”

Trucy: “No, he just grabs the platypus and drinks it right out of the animal.”

Maya: “Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.”

Phoenix: “No, not that!”

Maya: “You’ll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!”

Apollo, turning around: “...What did you say, Ema?”

Ema: “Uh... I said I’m so mad I could... piss glue.”

Apollo: “Really? It sounded like you said ‘I could kiss you’.”

Ema and Apollo: *stop singing*

Franziska: *whips him so hard that he falls to the ground*

Phoenix: “Why?”

Trucy: “They got an award.”

Apollo: “Didn’t that one guy get an award for proving that cats are both liquid and solid?”

Kay: “No, they usually tell me I look like Kay Faraday.”

Klavier: “Who the fuck is that?”