I'm still attached to the url so i'll save it

this is the farthest thing a gamer will ever feel are you serious

Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over

There’s like a 65% chance that Walt Disney has busted a nut at Disneyland.

He had his own personal apartment there so what you think the man gonna do when he got a moment? 

this next one’s a slow jam

me 100%

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99

Please don’t hesitate

1 penny below reporting limit for the IRS… I see what you did there

Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $13,999.99

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

I wish the lgbtq+ community was as accepting of bisexuals, asexuals, and trans people as they were of the babadook

DAAAAMN