let this pass you by

A legitimate use of the phrase. Next, I will reblog a unicorn, which is slightly less rare.

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives ‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.

The pansexual agenda.

ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you

this picture gets me out of bed in the mornings

how to cover dark circles

3rd place at the dick suck invational

hey you have a cute dog.. you wanna go out sometime?