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I don't think Dick and Tim have had a good 1:1 talk since Tim came out. But we did get that great hug between them where Dick was crying and everything. But still. That was like 4 years ago. When are they going to fall asleep on the dock together and eat fajitas again. When are they going to sit on some rooftop and have a chat. When are they going to steal one of Bruce's toys again.
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bugs need their own Tumblr i think
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This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸🌼🌷 yum!
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Update: there are no flowers 😭 I feel so robbed
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Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️
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HELP NEEDED
my wife is mad at me :(
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Damn that's crazy. Have you tried talking to her.
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Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you're qualified to give love advice
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Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we're fine
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Then why is your blog full of vore
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Can't a man have a fetish
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Milking my beloved aphids! 💖💓💖💓💖💓
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:3c
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dont you FUCKIGN dare
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*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk... such a fool... *into the intercom* attack, mine simps
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Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier
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why do you know so much about ants
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I tricked ants into raising me
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Isnt that a little exploitative?
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Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters
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Youre a termite of course youd say that
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That's so fucking racist???
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lmao .You are both racist 🙄
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IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???
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Relax it's my little brother. who's currently tricking ants into raising him
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What have you MANIACS done to my post
Oh mein gott its the original fucking post
it feels like im looking at the mona lisa
Tim "won't end you but will end your bloodline" Drake:
got another one for Tim "go for the nuts" Drake
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Okay, this is worse than I thought? How old is she? 12? I don't see how she can meaningfully take Alfred's place when she is younger than Bruce and maybe even Dick?
You could argue she is more for Damian, but how? Damian doesn't need a big sister, he has two already - Stephanie even criminally underused.
From the looks of it, this is just a cheap way to add more blond blue-eyed eye candy under the pretense of "oh, but she has a super important job to do".
The best we can hope for is that she is a mole/a traitor which will give her an interesting function.
As I said before, that would have been a great chance to add some body and age diversity for women in Batman comics. But I guess DC is scared to run out of skinny white women with blond hair and blue eyes.
Her name is Verity, which means something along the lines of "truth" or "truthful"
So yeah I've got $100 on her being a lying liar who lies
truly one of the panels ever because
1.) it was the best day of my life. and then your parents died. 2.) the double father-son matching outfits, which you would be forgiven for not realising since 3.) inexplicably blond jack drake makes it look like tim is actually one of the graysons instead of his son
the first point is unrelated to the other two. i didn't really have to include the text tbh but it was too funny not to
Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce
Ok maybe this is not as universal as I thought it might be...
Are you familiar with how electricity feels coursing through your flesh
Not at all
Best i got is familiarity with static shock
Yeah girl, of course everyone accidentally electrocutes themselves sometimes
Bald
Yeah a decent electric fence counts
Yeah that would do it. Shock collar only the one time though? Are you sure? Just once?
Yes very good that exactly is what i expect to be typical
Girl. What kind of tongue and/or socket are you working with here?
i mean it wasn't like regular standing-up-too-fast blindness, it was like a white flash of something. dunno really
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i’d be so pissed off if dick grayson were my brother imagine you’re having a laugh with him and you make some joke about bruce wayne that he’s decided in his beautiful mind went too far in ways that you actually don’t fully understand and he suddenly gets all serious and looks darkly to the side and goes “you don’t know him. not like i do. you haven’t bled for him and loved him the way that i have.” like oh my fucking god bro i was playinggg
Hot take: The Knightfall movie made JPV too hot. Knightfall JPV is supposed to look like he has never heard of conditioner or skincare
Economy so bad I had to send my inner child to the coal mines
i wanna see more stories with a time skip epilogue where at least one character has clearly transed their gender and it isnt really remarked upon. bonus if none of them were remotely hinted to be trans until that moment because i think it'd be funny to watch a fandom react to that. your blorbo's happily ever after involves being a woman. dont worry about it.
Why do cats wait until right before you clean their litter box to shit the worst shit you've ever smelled? Bro, you had ALL DAY. 23.5 hours to do this shitting. But no, you wait until RIGHT BEFORE I CLEAN
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YJ headship requirements: double arrow catch
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
