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What do you mean "who has one lying around?" We have like 20! You don't have teaspoons? You can get them from like, any job where they have a break room!

I slurp the top layer up in my mouth and jet it down to the bottom of the cup repeatedly until homogenous.

have you guys ever seen a hummingbird in its nest

bapy…

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies

We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks

Reblog pls

Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂

Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).

Dont tempt me, holy fuck

You know what I just might

Seriously debating this

I……. I didn’t realize this was an option and for the life of me I am almost tempted

yo, hey friends, I am now solar_cat over on the PH community, hmu if you wanna be friends over there! I have to say, looking at the account settings and such so far, it seems like they actually have pretty good privacy options and so on. Gotta get some friends before I can see how the personal feed works and so on, but… not bad, so far! (and I guess it keeps me from browsing it at work, lol!)

SMALL WARNING: you will want to visit your own profile; seems like PornHub will auto-assign you a header image so you may have a profile that just has like, pussy. Right there. Which is what happened to me, and which I have just changed (you can use their stock images or upload your own). JUST A HEAD’S UP! XD

OKAY SO. Thus far I have discovered that PH Community’s feed has a 20,000 character limit for text posts, and a slightly limited emoji library (not terribly important, but good to know). However, it WILL let you post text (and has basic text editing functions built in so you don’t have to write your own HTML), pics, gifs, and video. There’s a “Community Feed” that seems to be the default view, which is, predictably, entirely porn. However, the “My Feed” section gives you only the users/communities you subscribe to, and will actually even let you filter that further (which I would try if I didn’t only have 1 subscription currently; as is I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference).

i find myself wishing i was an erotica writer, not just an adventure writer who doesn’t censor the sex scenes much. i don’t think pornhub would be a good place for me to promo books that have maybe 2 pages of not-very-explicit sex in a 200 page book. but it looks so… so cozy over there…

@deadcatwithaflamethrower lol

People are okay with the idea of population control for every animal except humans.