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you freaks are gonna "do whatever you want forever" your way into a broken nose one of these days

My owner forcing me on a playdate with a different puppy because he knows i struggle with socializing. Luckily the other puppy is super social, and since the other puppy's owner explained that i just need some help, but I'm friendly otherwise. So puppy comes up to me, and tries to play. I reluctantly join a little while later i'm comfortable enough to follow the puppy into a different part of the house. Where the puppy pins me down, and starts dry humping on me. Both the owners eventually find puppy desperately trying to take off our pants and me whining. Both of our puppy parts are needy now. After they laugh a bit at their dumb dogs. They watch as the puppy successfully starts to rut me

FUUUUUUCK MY STUPID CVHUD LIFE YATYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AUGHHHHHHH SO AWESOME TO SEE THAS ITS SAUR GOOD....... fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk RIPS OFF MY SHIRT all the flowers are so lovely the flipflops............ her cute little outfit .... OMG./........... FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HER BEAUTIFULD HSIR.......... 💘🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 my udel

Fucked up that if you make a minor social blunder you can't ask the person if they hate you forever now because that within itself is another social blunder

can you imagine if people tried to use spit as a replacement for mechanical lubricant too…

huh my rubiks cube isnt turning that well *pulls open his cheeks an

Then they spit roast me

I didn't wanna say this but now that someone's left this kind of comment I have to be honest: Everyone else's tags are funny but this is the only person who understood my vision for this scenario