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super low effort slime.exe from earlier this week bc shes been on my mind πββοΈ

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Canβt believe Cellbit & Roier have been gay e feliz for 2 years & 11 months
dmsp was like those old movies that were absolutely stunning and had a really captivating sense of magic and color that we cant really capture today and then you google it and the wikipedia reads out how the filming killed like 30 people and permanently wounded 6 others
thing thats good: yay
thing thats bad: aww
thing that has both genuinely amazing pieces of storytelling and abysmal dogshit slop both happening like entirely interchangably:

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Obsessed with the doesthedogdie's page for the dreamsmp
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DreamSMP Heritage Post
LAUGHED
it's so like. when someone who's never been into MCYT says they hate MCYT I roll my eyes sooo bad because like you don't GET IT you were never invested in this YOU DON'T GET IT AND YOU NEVER WILL... but when someone who obviously dearly loved MCYT like I did says they hate MCYT I hold them closely in solidarity because yeah man. fuck all minecraft youtubers and streamers
My revelation from earlier: i think dream smp is like. The opposite of slop. I think everyone's definition of slop is different but to me its media that doesn't stimulate any cognitive parts of the brain and is entertaining in the same way as a baby sensory video. Just shapes and colours and buzzwords. And that makes me infuriated that ive heard the dream smp called slop because the dream smp is the most gutwrenchingly beautiful story with the worst viewing experience known to man. Its a multiple-hundred-hour Minecraft roleplay thats functionally impossible to watch. The acting is amateur. The storytelling is clunky. The medium is unconventional and difficult to make immersing. The canon is inconsistent. The lines determining what IS canon are blurry at best. The writers and actors and designers and artists are a bunch of improv-ers who barely cooperate with each other. The plot is so good it will ruin your life. Its bad in every way except the way that matters, and the worst thing about it is that its good. That's why everyone who loves the dream smp talks about it like its the worst thing thats ever happened to them. Its the opposite of shapes and colours and no substance. Its all substance.
lord, i think myself hopeless

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I just drank 31 thousand beers
My name is john beer
Your middle name?
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π±Slimecicle uploaded a new Instagram story!
π±[ESP] Slimecicle subiΓ³ una nueva historia de Instagram!
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i get so gay off that bruce springsteen
PLEASE tell me what this means
the bitch wife should be one of the most revered and respected archetypes in our culture and yet she is constantly mocked and derided smh
Evolution

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can anyone hear me
more of them please