Hello there :3

Shut up. That’s hilarious. I hope each and every cop involved has to personally give him $5000

Okay, one more questions…

You ever arrive somewhere in real life and just be like wow I'm way too under-leveled for this

shoutout to people who make tutorials for things that are “obvious” or that people “should already know” thank you for your service

He took the maki roll and flew away

i made a uquiz to figure out which greek god you share vibes with

Ooh. Please please make more self-inserts. Not only is it fun you have no idea how much it can help you be kind to yourself. Have the hero of the franchise fall in love with you for what you think are your annoying quirks. Have the wisest man in that fictional world, tell others that your are the kindest and the smartest person he has ever met. Have the evil guy fall for you and revoke his evil ways cuz youre just that hot. Allow yourself to be loved by the fictional characters you look up to and in time you may also begin see how wonderful you really are.

i dont know exactly how to articulate this in a way other people havent but everything is too fast now. 24/7 news cycle, online focuses that last for hours instead of months or years, songs written just so ten seconds can go viral. movies and books churned out to meet some nebulous income quota. idk. im motion sick

you know when you watch an older movie and its actually edited well. like the shots are long and the cuts are spaced and you can actually breathe....yeah